1 Browse & Choose Your Ugly
🎯 Finding Your Perfect Ugly
Every shirt in our collection has been carefully curated for maximum ugliness. We rate each design on our proprietary Ugliness Scale™ from 1 to 5 (🤢 to ☠️), so you know exactly what level of ugly you're getting into.
- 🤢 Level 1: Mildly ugly - Your coworkers will raise an eyebrow
- 🤮 Level 2: Noticeably ugly - Friends will ask "why?"
- 😱 Level 3: Aggressively ugly - Strangers will stare
- 💀 Level 4: Weapons-grade ugly - May cause headaches
- ☠️ Level 5: Legally questionable ugly - Wear at your own risk
✅ Before You Buy
2 Add to Cart
🛒 Building Your Ugly Collection
Found something gloriously terrible? Click "Add to Cart" and it's yours (well, almost). You can add multiple sizes, multiple designs, and build up your cart before checking out.
✅ DO
- Select your size before adding to cart
- Add multiple items for free shipping ($75+)
- Use code UGLY20 for 20% off first order
- Check your cart before checkout
❌ DON'T
- Order a size too small (embrace the ugly, not the squeeze)
- Forget to use your discount code
- Leave items in cart too long (they might sell out!)
- Order for someone who can't handle ugly
3 Checkout & Payment
💳 Secure Checkout
We use Square for secure payment processing. Your credit card info never touches our servers - it goes straight to Square's encrypted systems. We accept all major credit cards.
Enter Shipping Info
We ship to all 50 US states. Make sure your address is correct - we can't redirect ugly once it's in transit!
Apply Discount Code
First order? Use UGLY20 for 20% off. Bulk order? Contact us for wholesale pricing.
Enter Payment
Secure card entry via Square. We accept Visa, Mastercard, Amex, and Discover.
Confirm & Submit
Review your order, hit submit, and prepare for ugly incoming!
📧 Order Confirmation
You'll receive an email confirmation immediately after your order is placed. This includes your order number, items ordered, and estimated delivery date. Keep this email - you'll need the order number if you have any questions!
4 Receive Your Ugly
⏱️ Production & Shipping Times
Our shirts are printed on-demand by our partner facilities across the USA. This means no warehouses full of ugly sitting around - your shirt is made fresh just for you!
| Stage | Timeline | Details |
|---|---|---|
| Production | 1-3 business days | Your ugly is being created |
| Shipping | 3-7 business days | Standard USPS/UPS delivery |
| Total | 4-10 business days | From order to doorstep |
📦 Shipping Options
- Standard: $5.99 (3-7 days)
- FREE on orders over $75
- Express available at checkout
- Tracking included on all orders
📧 Order Updates
- Confirmation email immediately
- Production update when printing
- Shipping notification with tracking
- Delivery confirmation
🎉 When Your Ugly Arrives
Ready to Get Ugly?
Now that you know how it works, there's only one thing left to do...
Start Shopping 🛒